A Case of the Meat Sweats in Montevideo, Uruguay

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On a trip to the Uruguayan capital, Matador Trips editor Hal Amen gets coated in airborne animal fat and sausage grease.

My wife and I ride the seesaw between full-on veganism and a pack of hyenas. But when we heard about Mercado del Puerto, there was no question which side we’d end up on in Montevideo.

Mercado del Puerto

1. The mercado is situated in an atmospheric building that resembles a train station. Windows in the roof let in lots of light, and there’s an old-timey clock tower in the center. Joint’s got class.
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Restaurants in the meat market

2. All the restaurants are basically the same…and they all want YOU! If you don’t have the dismissive head shake down, you’ll likely be bullied into sitting in the first chair you pass.

Restaurants in the meat market

3. Each restaurant has up to three side-by-side operations going on: the bar, exposed tables, and a “fancier” enclosed dining room.

Estancia del Puerto

4. We finally settled on the bar at Estancia del Puerto. One of the asadores tosses a log into the central fire, while our boisterous host (let’s call him Diego) scans the aisles for other passersby to shout over.

Parrilla, Montevideo

5. The full spread.

Our food

6. Before long, our selections come out. Let’s see…we’ve got a couple of gigantic sweetbreads (molleja), blood sausage (morcilla), regular sausage (chorizo), “Munich-style” sausage (this was super dense and kinda disgusting), red bell pepper (morrón), and a baked potato.

Parrillada by firelight

7. Nothing like a meal by the fire.

8. My wife tapped out early, so I was forced (arm twist) to put away the leftovers.

Parrillador

9. The work on the parrilla never stopped. Dripping with sweat, Diego joked that he stayed hydrated by downing red wine. He then promptly reached under the counter, hoisted a gigantic cup of iced tea, and took a five-second pull.

Full stomachs

10. You can’t see me in this one, but by the time it was all over, I felt just like that parrillador in the background. I was ready to stumble home and shower off the meat sweats.

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Hal Amen

Freelance writer Hal Amen co-edits Matador Trips. His personal travel blog is at WayWorded.

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  • Candice replied on November 25, 2009

    I’m not sure if “meat” and “sweats” should ever be in the same sentence together.

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  • Kathy replied on November 25, 2009

    What an amazing place! I could feel my arteries harden just looking at the photos, but I like the general atmosphere of the mercado.

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  • Michelle replied on November 25, 2009

    That is just…an epic amount of meat.

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  • Nilas replied on November 25, 2009

    Waow. Can I find a place like this in Argentina?

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  • Henry replied on November 25, 2009

    Is that green stuff in the jar chimichurri sauce? I want to go there for Thanksgiving dinner.

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  • Lola replied on November 27, 2009

    Haaaa. Meat. My kind of photo essay!

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  • Julie replied on November 28, 2009

    I LOVED the title of this article, but damn, #5 is downright terrifying.

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  • Adam replied on December 1, 2009

    I was there a couple of weeks ago, and you’re absolutely right about the restaurants. This is about as tourist trappy as it gets, a giant warehouse of tipico Uruguayan food and knock-off Joaquin Torres Garcia souvenirs.

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  • Carlo replied on December 2, 2009

    Holy cow.

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  • DPiedra replied on January 3, 2010

    Great pics … I was born in Montevideo and now reside in Canada … looking forward to my next trip … you captured the feel of “El Mercado del Puerto” perfectly!

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