Sean Garrison


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Sean A. Garrison is a pain in the neck. Born in Sept. 1967, he began his career in irritation and ridiculousness in October of that same year. He is a full-time artist and spreader of buttery spreads. He enjoys ice cream, hardware stores and smashing people in the head with fat rattan sticks. Keep your hands away from his mouth. He is married to Ms. Kara Williams; a patient and long-suffering goddess with long toes that remind one of Lemur feet.


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