Hairy Crab – Not All It’s Cracked Up to Be

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Preparing to appreciate a culture, we are often seduced by the idea of an exotic type of food we’ve never had or an experience much touted by other travelers to the region. Sometimes the hype just doesn’t live up to the experience.

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In a New York Times article from September, 2008, food critic Michelle Green writes of one such meal when she partook of hairy crab on a visit to Shanghai.

Is it the fact that you choose your hairy crab live and are thus assured of its freshness? Is the name itself, the blatantly sexual sound of it, part of the reason that foodies worldwide proclaim its virtues as a heavenly, must-try food?

Green and her friends did everything right. They chose a restaurant – Wang Bao He – much loved among hairy crab fanatics. They questioned the waitress to make sure they were ordering the most succulent preparation. They ordered the wine that is said to be the perfect compliment.

In the end, the writer describes this experience:

“The smell,” said Terry, “is like dirty river water.” Under the carapaces lurked gelatinous black deposits; instead of sweet meat, we discovered stringy, bland flesh.

Photo: Dennis Wong

Apparently the hairy crab has fallen victim to not so stringent pollution regulations, the market for it rife with counterfeiters.

Don’t ask me how to counterfeit a hairy crab. I couldn’t begin to tell you.

Tried something that couldn’t live up to the hype?
Gone somewhere just because of all the ecstatic prior visitors who made it seem like the hottest spot ever only to find something worse than ordinary?
Tell us all about it below!

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Kate Sedgwick co-edits Matador Nights from Buenos Aires where she teaches English, learns Spanish and thoroughly enjoys herself. Her art and writing have appeared in print and on-line publications and her novel in progress will be received with prurient glee by critics of American culture if it ever gets into their grubby little hands. Find out more about her than you ever wanted to know here. (Author photo by Sebastian Santana).

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  • Julie replied on May 21, 2009

    Kate- I loved this. I feel like almost everything I read about a supposedly great place or–especially–supposedly incredible food is always hyped and inevitably disappointing.

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  • Kate Sedgwick replied on May 21, 2009

    Thanks, Julie. I end up appreciating things that make no sense to other people. One of the best things about traveling is seeing things with fresh eyes.

    Maybe it’s more about the fresh eyes than the fresh crab?

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  • eileen replied on May 22, 2009

    Yeow! I guess you have to figure they were good at some point! I can’t imagine that they’d ever have become popular if they had always tasted/been like that. Unless it’s some kind of PR genius.

    My only experience with this was the opposite, taking some recently immigrated to the States students to a state fair and having them try funnel cake. I said, it’s fine, and they were over the moon about it.

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    • Kate Sedgwick replied to eileen on May 29, 2009

      Next time? Deep fried twinkies.

      It’s really funny that funnel cake could be seen as exotic or especially praise worthy.

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  • Carlo Alcos replied on May 22, 2009

    Love the title. I’m a sucker for a good pun.

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  • Ryukyu Mike replied on May 28, 2009

    Interesting write-up. Got me thinking of 10 things you eat in any country that yuo never see folks eating in the USA !
    Gotta run get my camera. I heard someone order horse sashimi !

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