Anything’s better than seeing Borat’s junk again. Photo: alexnormand
A common room, a television and cheap refreshments. A perfect night for relaxing hostel fun? Not if these films are in play. We’re quite keen to see your additions in the comments.
The Lord Of The Rings
The LOTR films played non-stop in hostels in the early half of the decade and have surprising legs, especially in countries where new DVD’s are hard to come by. I’d like every copy destroyed by 2010.
I’ve grown weary of Gollum’s breathless catch phrases, Elijah Wood’s perpetually-zoned stare and I can barely stomach Sean Astin’s acting, which is just above the level of anyone playing the lead in their high school production of Pippin.
Ian McKellan may still be a GILF (Grandfather…) but even that’s not enough to make me hang out for the endless amount of time it takes to throw the damned ring into the damn mountain.
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Sex And the City
Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a heterosexual male traveler more than the sight of a group of women watching this film in the TV Room. While it works as some sort of celluloid antidepressant for most females, it also seems to shut down the male reproductive system faster than you can say “Mr. Big.”
I’ve even talked to one night worker at a hostel who pulls the title from the TV room upon the beginning of his shift and hides it under the breadbox. “It riles them up in wrong way.”
Snatch
Inevitably, some guy will rush to the DVD player with this one screaming that it’s “brilliant”. He will most likely hail from the United Kingdom and will be wearing track pants with stains that aren’t from mayonnaise.
It’s an OK enough movie but too many people have convinced themselves that it’s a classic, especially those who are impressed by Brad Pitt’s accent (again, “brilliant”). Once or twice is enough, especially when you’ve learned Guy Richie’s monotonous screen tricks (one last time, “brilliant”).
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Borat
By my polling, this is The Most Played Movie Of All Time at hostels. The doubled-over laughter has dwindled to chortles, especially as a Bruno now takes center stage as the contender for the prize.
Younger brothers are starting to roll their eyes as their older siblings still a-quote from this-a very nice movie.
Hostel
The title’s irony seems to be enough to get this flick played at any hostel with a TV and a DVD player. A squirmer on the first viewing, this one gets old fast.
There’s a certain perviness I’ve seen as guys watch the girls react to the gory scenes. This isn’t the ‘ol “let’s make them scared enough to jump into my arms” look. It’s more of a “let’s see how she reacts to ball-gagging and finger-slicing” thing that I’d think makes many women wish they’d opted out of ten bed dorm room.
The Motorcycle Diaries
This inclusion came at the insistence of one of our editors, who wished it to be named “despite Gael Garcia Bernal’s steamy manhood and the exquisite South American Scenery.” Its removal from the small screen will be difficult, as this the one solid art-house film still stocked on every shelf in on the Latin American backpacker circuit.
And Gael Garcia Bernal’s steamy manhood.
Love, Actually
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Oh, I know. How could I? Mostly because of Hugh Grant, whose bumbling never holds me past a second viewing (I daydream of giving him electroshock therapy in hopes of reducing the come-hither stuttering).
Best review on Rotten Tomatoes: “(Director) Curtis seems to think that nothing could be more erotic than the subordinate who fetches tea or dusts the crockery.” Agreed.
Eurotrip
The DVD most likely to be scratched just enough to skip every ten minutes, Eurotrip just won’t die. It serves mostly as a time-killer, playing mostly to blank faces and closed eyes.
I’d like to point one thing out to those who can’t get enough of this romp around Europe – the whole thing was filmed in Prague.
The Beach
Dicaprio, before he went electric.
This is perhaps the most obvious choice on the list, a movie that seems unsatisfying to anyone who watches it, yet plays again and again. Going on its second generation of backpackers, The Beach probably maintains its status for what it could have been, rather than what you see before you.
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I just lost my Gay Card.
I had that originally and then googled to be sure. I guess a lot of people make that mistake!
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Heh. Yep. Gay card most def revoked.
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Ha! I saw the intro to this post on the feature page and immediately knew it was yours, Tom. And my reaction? Glee. Pure glee.
Thought of you today in the food court in Siam Square.
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“Best in Show” – don’t know why but it is always there…including on a boat in Fiji. Not complaining though, still love this movie.
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Tom, can I help with the Hugh Grant electroshock therapy project? Pretty please?
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For me, it’s always Equilibrium. Good flick, and it’s got Sean Bean. But there’s only so many times you can watch 1984 with gun katas.
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dude, did you just use the term gilf?
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What does GILF even mean?
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Grandmother I’d Like to……
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Holy shit, somebody hates Elijah Wood’s creepy stare as much as I do. What a pervo.
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Mmmmm, Gael Garcia Bernal’s steamy manhood…um, did you say something?
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GILF? Stains that aren’t mayonnaise? That’s some gnarly shit. And I mean that in the best possible way.
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I’m opposed to the TV room in general, though enjoyed watching Moon over Parador at a café that sold banana pancakes (oh! the horror) in Costa Rica in the early ’90s. It was kind of tongue in cheek to watch in it Central America. Maybe it gets a pass.
As for the rest, yes. Not that I’ve seen most of them.
Also, way funny, thanks!
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Sex and the City playing in a hostel… that gives me the chills. May I never encounter that one next year.
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I totally thought it was “in” the city too.
GILF FTW. Hilarious.
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Its a good thing that I didn’t know about your hatred of Love Actually when I had control over your calendar and access to your credit card. You would have paid dearly.
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Seen many of these movies played over and over again but never LOTR (too long) or Sex and the City……hmm where have you seen these played?
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LOTR mostly Oz and NZ…S and the City in Europe this summer to mind-boggling heights.
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Tommy – let’s be real – how could you possibly put LOTR in the same catagory as Sex and the City!
This is seriously sacreligious….
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Am I the only one that couldn’t swing a dead cat around SE Asia without hitting Finding Nemo? Yeah, I thought it was weird too.
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